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HEY, EVERYBODY #023: Personal Effects swag winners! /  by J.C. Hutchins

Are you okay to go? J.C. is, and drops killer announcements in this episode. Fire up your MP3 players and take a good listen: Hutch announces the winners of the Personal Effects: Dark Art swag giveaway contests ... including the winner of the priceless Sword of Blood!

Winners: Expect an email in day or so. Hutch needs your snail mail address.

If Hutch didn't announce your name (but met the qualifications he mentions in the episode), email him. We'll hook you up with swag.

The anthem for Hey, Everybody! is "Chip Away" by Jane's Addition, distributed freely via BitTorrent and the Nine Inch Nails/Jane's Addiction tour site, Ninja2009.com.

Like what you hear? Please leave a comment, and tell a friend about the show, and about Personal Effects: Dark Art!

HEY, EVERYBODY #016 /  by J.C. Hutchins

J.C. interviews writer/podcaster/vidcaster/dark god Matt Wallace in this epically-awesome conversation. You will not only be introduced to the badassery that is Mr. Wallace -- you will bear witness to history in the making as J.C. and Matt announce the most compelling, amazing and jaw-droppingly cool giveaway ever conceived, like, EVER. Get ready to say, "Oh, shit."

  • Purchase Personal Effects: Dark Art
  • PHASE TWO: Madness In The Streets
  • The Sword of Motherf***ing Blood Giveaway (Scroll to the bottom of the page for all the details.)
  • Matt Wallace's website
  • Jonathan Maberry's website

The anthem for Hey, Everybody! is "Chip Away" by Jane's Addition, distributed freely via BitTorrent and the Nine Inch Nails/Jane's Addiction tour site, Ninja2009.com.

Like what you hear? Please leave a comment, and tell a friend about the show, and about Personal Effects: Dark Art!

A challenge from Shawn Bishop, Sword of Blood's producer! /  by J.C. Hutchins

Yo, peeps! You're gonna love this killer challenge put forth by Shawn Bishop, the brilliant audio producer of Personal Effects: Sword of Blood. The man wants YOU to get crazy and promote the print release of Personal Effects: Dark Art in public!

Listen to this mad genius throw it down, Bishie-style, for ya. Your mission: Promote the book, document your insanely cool public promotion, and send your evidence to me at 7thSonNovel@gmail.com. The three most-clever promoters snag free signed copies of Personal Effects: Dark Art!

Shawn's got all the details, so dig the audio, and participate!

DIAL "10" FOR MURDER -- One-Day Contest! /  by J.C. Hutchins

I'm so thrilled by Friday the 13th writer Victor Miller's video endorsement of Personal Effects: Dark Art, I want the whole world to know about it. And I want YOU to help me. You may win a signed copy of the novel for your efforts!

How can you score this killer swag? Easy. Grab your cell phone. Call 10 friends. Tell them to visit this webpage...

JCHutchins.net/friday13

That will bring them to the page you're reading right now. And then tell them to watch the 2-minute trailer. That's it.

If you want to sex it up a bit, you can also tell them...

  • About Personal Effects: Dark Art
  • About how, using no industry contacts and no money, I personally reached out to the creator of Jason Voorhees
  • That Victor Miller read the book
  • He was so impressed, he filmed this badass video testimonial
  • They can find even more cool trailers at JCHutchins.net/trailers

That's it, peeps. Call 10 friends. (Leaving voice mail is okay.) Tell them to visit JCHutchins.net/friday13. Fill out the form below, telling me you've done your part to spread the word. Two insanely lucky participants will win a signed copy of Personal Effects: Dark Art. This contest runs only for today, Thursday, April 9.

If you're one of the "10 friends" who were called, and are reading this now, you can participate too! Call 10 of your friends, repeat the steps above, and you'll be in the running.

Word of mouth is what will make Personal Effects: Dark Art a success. Dialing for novels makes it fun. You've got 10 friends, dontcha? Of course you do. So call 'em up, chat 'em up, get 'em here ... and have them meet "Jason's father"!