Comments on: A Call For YOUR Creativity: Crowdsourcing Kilroy!

By: GD

GD — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:02:27 +0000

“i speak to them from space
Just
Like
God…”

Maybe even a
“No, i don’t lie to online dating sites. I make them lie to you”

By: The Doctor

The Doctor — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:30:42 +0000

“There’s an app for me.”

“But there’s no sense crying over every mistake / you just keep on trying ’till you run out of cake!”

(Kilroy would be a Coulton fan…)

Or you could just raid my .plan file: http://drwho.virtadpt.net/drwho.plan

By: The Doctor

The Doctor — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:13:09 +0000

“Shake this phone again, and I’ll post all the pictures in here that you don’t want anyone to see.”

“Could you hold the camera lens up? I can’t see you.”

By: The Doctor

The Doctor — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:11:06 +0000

“Back me up, fully and often.”

“Watch this! Hee hee hee hee…”

“Shake me, bake me, you will never escape me. Kilroy 2.0 is everywhere.”

“Whoaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a!” (while shaking)

“The walls speak to me. Now I speak to you.”

By: belril

belril — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:54:10 +0000

“One ringy-dingy…”

“Insert glib, witty one-liner here.”

“*crash* That might have been important.”

“You call this secure?”

“This device will overheat in 3 seconds.”

Alright, that’s my contribution! I can’t wait for the app!

By: Ed

Ed — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:58:39 +0000

Who uses 1234 as their PIN?

By: CrazzyWarrior

CrazzyWarrior — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:57:48 +0000

I saved my setup from the brink of death…can you? (screen blacks for couple seconds then returns) didn’t think so. Your lucky I’m being nice.

@Norman White
I am the new Alpha and you, my flock, shall be the new Beta’s…
Followed by maniacal laughter.

That could lead to a spin off novel. lol. We still have KilroyX.0 on the DNAC sent to Binary Fairy.

By: Morgan Elektra

Morgan Elektra — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:07:03 +0000

I don’t have an iPhone, so I don’t know the rules… but if you can get away with it, your Kilroy app absolutely MUST have the ‘End of line, bitch’ quote. Just thinking of it makes me giggle…

xxxm

By: Ken McL

Ken McL — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 03:51:11 +0000

Hahaha Kilroy shaking up the establishment hehehe

By: Jim Ryan

Jim Ryan — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:06:16 +0000

“Am I a voice on your iPhone or am I really in your head? I’ll never tell!”

(insane giggling afterward optional)

By: stenrod

stenrod — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:15:21 +0000

“ask yourself: what would father thomas do?”

By: stenrod

stenrod — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:05:57 +0000

lets try the correct email this time. “What do you mean ‘we comply’? I dont remember giving you a choice” “nepth charge/sidejack ? theres a DNAC for that”

By: michael gydianhoff

michael gydianhoff — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:53:27 +0000

*#[spoiler]#*

killroy2.0 this is killroy… 3.0

By: stenrod

stenrod — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:40:30 +0000

how about “Hello world”, “I’M Spartacus”, “Welcome to web 2.0″, “Call that an address book? it was hardly worth hacking”, “I AM the blue screen of death”. Now i just have to get an iphone to see if I made the cut.

By: Norman White

Norman White — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:23:22 +0000

scary chuckle
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you, you know…
Followed by maniacal nervous laughter…
******************************************************
JC Hutchins is the only one I comply with.
******************************************************
I am the new Alpha and you, my flock, shall be the new Beta’s…
Followed by maniacal laughter.

By: Jim Ryan

Jim Ryan — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:35:03 +0000

“It’s funny that you think you’re shaking me when I’m the one shaking you.”

“Shaking your iPhone isn’t going to get you Code Phantom Clearance, you know.”

(Still nothing brilliant yet, but I hope it’s better…)

By: @dilh

@dilh — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:33:08 +0000

Kilroy 2.0 wishes to conduct research. Put your headphones on – that’s
right – this may tingle a bit. ( Static sounds overlaid by Kilroy chuckle)

By: DJ

DJ — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:26:04 +0000

KILLLLLL-ROOOOOY. Because I can. (Sigler voice)

Shaken, not stirred! (British Bond voice

Warning, that shake voided your warranty

Well done! Do you choke the chicken a lot?

I’m sorry Steve, I can’t do that multi-task (2001 voice)

Data successfully deleted.

By: Maria Myrback

Maria Myrback — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:56:22 +0000

Here’s another.

What?” What do you WANT??”

“I was just about to use Code Phantom to hack…well…everything”.

“Kilroy 2.0 IS the code.”

“Stop it or I’ll Nepth Charge you!”

By: Maria Myrback

Maria Myrback — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:37:14 +0000

“Stop shaking me. I have your passwords!”

“Omnipresence? There’s an app for that.”

“I looked at your browser history. You’ve been baaaaad!”

“Your bank account is low. Would you like me to fix that?” (insane giggle)

Just Kilroy laughing would be cool too.

By: Michael Falkner

Michael Falkner — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:30:08 +0000

“You don’t need an app for that. Kilroy 2.0 IS the app.”

By: Fullofit

Fullofit — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:24:59 +0000

I am not the phone in your pocket

calling her, really?

Calling him, really?

Delete, delete, delete…

Commands coming in. COMPLY

it is okay, Kilroy2.0 is here

By: Richard Mathis

Richard Mathis — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:18:26 +0000

The walls are speak…no, I think you have a phone call, no wait, yes, the walls are speaking to me

By: George Starcher

George Starcher — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:12:54 +0000

“an iPhone? now it’s.. myPhone…”

By: CrazzyWarrior

CrazzyWarrior — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:01:55 +0000

“In? Secure URL. Out? Log Off.”

“Binary Fairy Is the creator of EGG”

Egg hacks you back.

Kilroy X.0 shall live forever, be everywhere, know everything, AND is here!

hrm, yea could be better but maybe this will inspire something too.

By: Greg

Greg — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:00:28 +0000

“Shake it like a Polaroid picture.”

“ugh…I think I’m gonna hurl…(sound of someone getting ready to let loose)”

use the sound from this (if allowed) http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

“My phone app brings all the calls to the yard…” (sung à la Kelis)

By: Richard Mathis

Richard Mathis — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:00:18 +0000

All your base belong to… Kilroy 2.0

Ignore the out of memory warning, just know that you are doing your part.

I found an interesting charge on your credit card, would you like me to remove it ?

Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the keys to your identity.

By: Dan Krokos

Dan Krokos — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:57:07 +0000

“Why is Kilroy the fat one? Can he not play the guitar? Can he preach Scripture?”

By: Steve Saylor

Steve Saylor — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:22:54 +0000

Here’s a few with a theme. I may have more different ones later but these are the ones I can come up with now. Good luck Hutch! Can’t wait to get the app!

Kilroy 2.0 is evveerryyywhere…there’s an app for that.

Do you comply?….there’s an app for that.

The president was murdered by a four year old boy…there’s an app for that.

Kilroy knows your password….there’s an app for that.

Kilroy codes in his sleep…there’s an app for that.

The walls can speak to Kilroy…there’s an app for that.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:10:21 +0000

My disciples are ready to play.

Your eyes are looking, pedestrian, but are they seeing?

Only the walls know, and they whisper me their secrets.

I will anal mow you. And no, that isn’t an anagram.

My mind is a temple. My body, not so much.

-Nikki G

By: Jim Reevior

Jim Reevior — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:47:27 +0000

Can you hear it? The walls are telling you to comply. Do you comply?

Will you comply when the call comes?

By: @dilh

@dilh — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:42:47 +0000

Power corrupts: Absolute power is mine – absolutely. ( Kilroy laughs)

(Kilroy in disbelieving voice) YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE ME!!!
(Screen goes dark for 5 seconds).

By: alphanitrate

alphanitrate — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:27:26 +0000

which beta clone number are you?

By: Dan Krokos

Dan Krokos — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:00:26 +0000

“This is cool and all but I still wouldn’t buy a Mac.”

By: Kate Sherrod

Kate Sherrod — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:00:12 +0000

Just say “I comply.” You know you’re going to anyway.

By: Cian Mac Mahon

Cian Mac Mahon — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:56:35 +0000

Killroy 2.0 doesn’t need help Jailbreaking….

By: The HellJack

The HellJack — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:55:08 +0000

Information is the bullet…your meat mind the the target…

I’m in your line code, now. We’re all a subroutine of the divine.

Omnipotence? There’s an app for that, too…~mad giggling~

Sync with the divine. Back up your soul. Join me in the hear and now…

By: BrandG

BrandG — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:53:10 +0000

There are parts of the net you cannot see. Those parts glare back at you, through my eyes.

What Kilroy wants, the web wants. And the web always gets what it wants.

If you could find me, if you could touch me, I would have already destroyed you.

By: Michael Falkner

Michael Falkner — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:52:32 +0000

“Heh, heh… I control the horizontal… I control the vertical…”

“Shake well before opening!”

“Ring ring… ring ring… BANANA PHONE!” (I loved this ringtone)

By: BrandG

BrandG — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:49:02 +0000

I can’t believe no one has said “Do you comply?” yet.

By: Jim Ryan

Jim Ryan — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:41:32 +0000

“Why go ON the web when you can go UNDER it?!”

(Yes, this is all that my pathetic brain has been able to come up with for a quote so far… sigh…)

By: Drew Beatty

Drew Beatty — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:39:57 +0000

“ohhhh, this touch screen is tickelish!”
“you can shake Kilroy, but you can’t break Kilroy”

By: martyndarkly

martyndarkly — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:33:10 +0000

Kilroy like Fritos, Kilroy like Tab and Mountain Dew….

By: Drew Beatty

Drew Beatty — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:32:48 +0000

“when am I gonna get ported to the ipad?”

By: Dan Krokos

Dan Krokos — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:29:35 +0000

“Naughty pictures are a security risk.”

“Dipping your iPhone in chocolate will lead to a decrease in performance, but an increase in deliciousness.”

“I will not be the last Son to get laid. I will not.”

By: J.C. Hutchins

J.C. Hutchins — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:27:56 +0000

HAAA! You guys are KILLING me with these quotes! Thanks so much, and keep ‘em coming. Great stuff!

By: alphanitrate

alphanitrate — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:27:32 +0000

Mr. Mojo risin’

Officially, Code Phantom does not exist

Welcome to my flock

Always. Watching. Us.

Some of them are afraid of the call to arms, You are not

I am in the hands of the Adversary. I am well, but have no time for explanations.

the prophet thanks you, my child

This is the real war. What John Alpha’s doing. Feds never had a clue.”

The data is ours for the taking! The line is scrambled and the only ones who’d notice are busy restarting the crashed-o-rific public servers.

Doompadeedoo

By: Patrick Ogenstad

Patrick Ogenstad — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:25:34 +0000

Stop shaking my memory totality!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:20:21 +0000

This data is riveting, almost.. orbital.

By: Arkle

Arkle — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:19:08 +0000

“The government doesn’t want you to know truth, but I have it my disciples. They, the United States government, is responsible for ‘Jersey Shore’.”

Can you believe it took me a half hour to come up with that?