Yo, 7th Son fans — I’ve got a killer concept cooking over here, and I need YOUR help.
With the help of some super-savvy iPhone app developers, I’ll soon unleash a cool Kilroy-themed app for the iPhone and iPod touch. We’re cramming lots of goodies inside, but the show-stopping main feature will be a sassy, talking Kilroy2.0!
The gist: When you give your phone a solid “shake,” the mad hacker Kilroy2.0 himself will spout one of dozens of random quotes. He’ll be a delightful, giggling mess, saying such things as “Shake, shake, shake your Kilroy” and “I just rooted your iPhone” … and of course, “Kilroy2.0 is evvvvrywhere.”
The twist: We’ve got an aggressive deadline for this project, so I need YOUR help to write dozens of funny Kilroy quotes for the app, which I’ll record and port into the program. Are you up for “becoming” Kilroy and putting words in my most famous character’s mouth? If so, keep reading!
Participating in this fun, creative crowdsource project is easy-peasy:
- Simply think of as many fun (and funny!) one-liners that you think Kilroy would say, and post them in the comments.
- You can include many quote ideas in a single comment.
- The best user-created quotes will make it into the app!
- Be sure to include your name in your blog comment … we’ll include your name in the app’s credits!
And that’s it! If you wanna participate, you gotta do so at Hutch-speed — and I move fast. The deadline for your Kilroy2.0 one-liners is this Wednesday, Feb. 3. So channel your inner Kilroy, cook up some fun one-liners and post them in the comments!
–J.C.
I don’t have an iPhone, so I don’t know the rules… but if you can get away with it, your Kilroy app absolutely MUST have the ‘End of line, bitch’ quote. Just thinking of it makes me giggle…
xxxm
I saved my setup from the brink of death…can you? (screen blacks for couple seconds then returns) didn’t think so. Your lucky I’m being nice.
@Norman White
I am the new Alpha and you, my flock, shall be the new Beta’s…
Followed by maniacal laughter.
That could lead to a spin off novel. lol. We still have KilroyX.0 on the DNAC sent to Binary Fairy.
Who uses 1234 as their PIN?
“One ringy-dingy…”
“Insert glib, witty one-liner here.”
“*crash* That might have been important.”
“You call this secure?”
“This device will overheat in 3 seconds.”
Alright, that’s my contribution! I can’t wait for the app!
“Back me up, fully and often.”
“Watch this! Hee hee hee hee…”
“Shake me, bake me, you will never escape me. Kilroy 2.0 is everywhere.”
“Whoaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a!” (while shaking)
“The walls speak to me. Now I speak to you.”
“Shake this phone again, and I’ll post all the pictures in here that you don’t want anyone to see.”
“Could you hold the camera lens up? I can’t see you.”
“There’s an app for me.”
“But there’s no sense crying over every mistake / you just keep on trying ’till you run out of cake!”
(Kilroy would be a Coulton fan…)
Or you could just raid my .plan file: http://drwho.virtadpt.net/drwho.plan
“i speak to them from space
Just
Like
God…”
Maybe even a
“No, i don’t lie to online dating sites. I make them lie to you”