Check out this awesome LOL pic sent by 7th Son fan Lance Hirakawa. It’s perfect, and even features the proper number of Beta Clones!
Tee hee! Thanks for the pic, Lance! Find more silly LOL dog pics at IHasAHotDog.com.
–J.C.
Archive - December, 2008
“Geeks With Issues” to play 24 hours of “Oregon Trail” for charity
A press release from my buddy Matthew Tucker, executive producer of the awesome Geeks With Issues show:
Child’s Play and Hillcrest Education Centers are working tirelessly to bring some holiday cheer to children in need this season, and the Geeks With Issues crew is reviving a classic edutainment game to lend them a hand.
On December 20th, the cast and crew of the Pittsfield Community Television program will play the vintage MECC game Oregon Trail for 24 continuous hours to help raise money for the two charitable organizations. The “Geeks” will webcast every second of the action on the event’s website, www.GeeksWithIssues.com/Charity.
This webcast will include the discussions, special guests and antics characteristic of the Geeks With Issues program. They’re calling the event “The Battle Against Dysentery!”, a tongue-in-cheek name based on a malady commonly suffered by characters in the Oregon Trail game.
Child’s Play is a charitable organization founded by the authors of the popular computer and video game-based webcomic Penny Arcade that organizes worldwide toy drives to children’s hospitals. Since 2003, the charity has sent more than $3 million in toys, games and books to children’s hospitals all over the world.
Hillcrest Educational Centers is a interdisciplinary educational center for children in need of integrated therapeutic, educational and residential programming. Hillcrest’s goal is to facilitate the social, emotional, intellectual, and physical growth of their students so that they will be able to benefit from, and do well in, less restrictive settings and eventually return to the community.
“We took great care in selecting the charities for this event,” said Matthew “Tuck” Tucker, the executive producer of Geeks With Issues. “We wanted to make ‘The Battle Against Dysentery’ both a local and a global sort of event, since the spirit of Geeks With Issues is both global and local. Choosing Child’s Play and Hillcrest Educational Centers allowed us to play off of those two differing but complementary aspects of our show.”
Added show director Chris Chamberland: “It’s always exciting to put on a live performance. In this case, we’ll be taking it a step further by not just cablecasting on PCTV, but putting on a show for a full 24 hours on our webcast, as well. That will add to the challenge, and hopefully the fun.”
Tucker explained the idea behind the marathon play of Oregon Trail:“These groups work every day to improve the lives of so many children. The least we can do is endure 24 hours of digital broken legs, bad water, and of course, dysentery, for the same cause.”
Learn more about The Battle Against Dysentery at www.GeeksWithIssues.com/Charity, and provide a generous donation if you can.
–J.C.
The Dossier: A Silver Case update
Yesterday, I concluded my Silver Case video series. Today, I received an email from the mystery man “R.” The plot thickens…
Silver Casers will recall that “R” is the man who sent me the silver briefcase, and appeared in two videos — one on a DVD I received in the mail; the other, on the case’s USB drive. “R” has provided information about Armacham’s alleged genetic testing, and its supposed nefarious plot to recruit people (including me) to participate in its research.
Now, “R” has contacted me via email:
JC,
Please help me.
As you know Armacham has corrupted the FEAR 2 game module but it seems they are still determined to unveil LEVEL 3 of their testing whatever the consequences. Despite disastrous results in the initial testing they are currently looking for 13 candidates to test the module in a device called the FEAR LAB in New York City.
I fear for the safety of anyone who becomes involved in this test and I’m determined to stop it all costs.
I’ve hidden additional evidence at http://www.armacham.com/rf3437 which I’ve had to encode for my safety. Once you unlock the files you will see what I’m talking about.
I’ll be in touch
R
I visited the URL “R” provided, and sure enough, there was content to behold. You’ll note that the directory in which this content is stored is labeled “RF” (which I bolded above), further implying that this data is hailing from Richard Findes, the disillusioned Armacham employee whose email we hacked in a past Silver Case episode. (Is there significance to the numeral 3437, as well?)
Two PDF documents were available via the link: “Dossier.pdf” and “Armacham Form 25C_supplemental.pdf”. I’ve extracted the pages from the PDFs and posted them below. You can also download a PDF with both assets combined by clicking here.
Silver Casers will note that most of these pages appeared in the dossier I personally received from Armacham, with one exception: the final image. This must be the encoded data to which “R” refers in his email.
What does it mean? Can the cipher — and R’s message — be found using these materials? I bet it can … and I bet you can help decrypt it. So let’s get crackin’! Sound off in the comments if you make any progress.
Finally, I should note that the envelope I received from Armacham in late November was marked with a “LEVEL 2 CLASSIFICATION” stamp. But in this recent email, “R” refers to an apparent upgrade of the testing: Level 3.
Astute visitors to Armacham.com will note that Richard Findes’ email draft features three Armacham Technology Corporation employee profiles. Of the three, only Dutch employee Joris N. Ulbricht appears to have a Level III security clearance. Is he part of Armacham’s inner circle?
So. Help me crack the code to determine if Armacham is indeed conspiring to perform unsafe genetic tests on people (including me) … or if the mysterious Case Man — aka “R” — is simply on a mission to spread misinformation.
–J.C.
PS: I’ve replied to R’s email, saying his “message was received,” and providing him the URL to this page. If he responds, I’ll let you know…
POSTER: Scott Sigler’s CONTAGIOUS — The Spanky Spoon
Can an ordinary wooden spoon become an instrument of terror? If it’s in the hands of horror/thriller novelist Scott Sigler, bet the farm on it.
Behold THE SPANKY SPOON, one of 12 collectible online-exclusive posters celebrating the Dec. 30 release of Sigler’s latest hardcover horror thriller, CONTAGIOUS. (Click the image to download the high-resolution PDF.)
Today, all 12 PDF posters will be released, each on a different blog — and like THE SPANKY SPOON, each foreshadows a key plot element of Scott’s novel. The author is raising the cool factor, too: If you find all 12, print them out and assemble them in the right pattern, you’ll score a final clue about the book’s big finish.
I’ve read CONTAGIOUS. I loved it. It’s an awesome, unholy genre-blur — equal parts horror, hard science, action, thriller and psychological terror. Booklist’s starred review says, “Many veteran horror writers will be grinding their teeth in envy. A definite must-read.”
To give you a further free taste of the book’s brilliance, Scott is giving away the entire novel as a serialized, unabridged podcast and a serialized PDF. This content posts every Sunday. The first two episodes are available at ScottSigler.com. The book is also available for pre-order.
The other 11 collectible CONTAGIOUS posters are available at these fine online purveyors:
- Blog of all things cool, BoingBoing
- Science-fiction news blog io9.com
- The death-dealing vidcast Ask a Ninja
- Ringtone and cell-phone content site Myxer
- Indie rock showcase podcast Accident Hash
- Science fiction/fantasy publisher Tor
- Astronomy/science blog and podcast Bad Astronomy
- Social media guru Chris Brogan
- Comedy podcast Keith and the Girl
- Tech and online culture vidcast Epic-Fu
- Scott Sigler’s site, home of multiple, free podcast novels
ABOUT THE NOVEL: Across America, a mysterious pathogen transforms ordinary people into raging killers, psychopaths driven by a terrifying, alien agenda. The human race fights back, yet after every battle the disease responds, adapts, using sophisticated strategies and brilliant ruses to fool its pursuers. The only possible explanation: the epidemic is driven not by evolution but by some malevolent intelligence….
Even more brainmeltingly cool (and free!) Scott Sigler content awaits the brave:
- Subscribe to the free CONTAGIOUS audiobook podcast: Click here.
- Subscribe to the free CONTAGIOUS serialized PDF series: Click here.
- View the eerie-as-hell CONTAGIOUS book trailer: Click here.
- Even more free audiobooks and short fiction by Scott Sigler: Click here.
So. Your mission: Download all 12 posters … buy CONTAGIOUS … and sleep with the lights on for the next month …
–J.C.
VIDEO: The Silver Case, Part Five
It’s the final episode in the Silver Case video series. Here, I share some parting thoughts about the mysterious case and its contents, and encourage viewers to further explore the Armacham.com website, and visit the sites of other Silver Case recipients.
Newcomers: Here are links to Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four of this video series.
I also suggest you learn more about the Armacham mystery by reading ARGNet’s coverage of the Armacham.com site debut, and the comprehensive (and very cool!) thread cooking over at Unfiction.com.
From the Unfiction forums, here is the list of other Silver Case recipients (and links to their posts about their involvement):
- M. Fahey — Mike Fahey at Kotaku (post)
- A Birch — Anthony Burch at Destructoid (post)
- J. Ransom-Wiley — James Ransom-Wiley at Joystiq (no post?)
- S Sigler — Scott Sigler (SciFi / Horror Podcaster, former True Blood recipient) — post
- JC Hutchins at jchutchins.net (Personal Effects author, SciFi Podcaster, former True Blood Recipient) — (post)
- P. DeFranco — Philip DeFranco (YouTube phenomenon, worked on “Hooking Up” w/ Jessica Rose from lg15) — post
- Z. Diaz — Zadi Diaz — Epic Fu (post)
- S. Caramouch — unidentified, but if real, his/her parents must have had a quirky sense of humor considering the definition of “scaramouch”.
Enjoy the rest of the mystery, and kindly keep me in the loop if you discover something awesome!
–J.C.
Writers for Relief Vol. 2 now available
From fellow fiction writer and podcast ally Davey Beauchamp:
Today, the Writers for Relief Vol. 2 short story anthology is now available for sale, profits of which will benefit the New Orleans-based Bay Area Food Bank. The organization is a food bank that assists the Gulf Region and is still helping feed Hurricane Katrina survivors, as well as the homeless, other survivors of natural disasters, and those in need.
The Writers for Relief anthologies feature collections of short fiction by top talents in the realms of fantasy and science fiction writing. The first and second volumes have brought help to Hurricane Katrina survivors through the Red Cross and the Bay Area Food Bank, respectively. The second volume, published by Dragon Moon Press, features some of today’s best known speculative fiction authors:
- Todd McCaffrey
- Eugie Foster
- A.C. Crispin and Christie Golden
- Glenda Finkelstein
- David Drake
- Mur Lafferty
- Elizabeth Blue
- Tony Ruggiero
- Christiana Ellis
- James Marrow
- Valerie Griswold-Ford
- Stuart Jaffe
- Michael Swanwick
- D.K. Thompson
- Davey Beauchamp
Thanks for the heads-up, Davey. Folks, pick up a copy or two to help those in need. It’s the perfect time of the year to purchase this (it makes a holiday gift), and you’ll be helping some people who need it the most.
–J.C.
VIDEO: The Silver Case, Part Four
Part One chronicled my acquisition of the mysterious Siver Case.
Part Two revealed its contents.
Part Three unearthed a mysterious video, and illuminated a package sent to me from the Armacham corporation.
What we know so far:
- The Armacham Technology Corporation is working with the creators of the video game F.E.A.R. 2.
- Armacham has recruited me and others to participate in a special “test” that will analyze my psychic abilities.
- This test / study will be held in mid-January 2009, in New York City.
- According to a mystery man — aka “Case Man,” aka “R” — who represents an anti-Armacham faction, this test is very dangerous.
- “R” alleges that Armacham is using the release of F.E.A.R. 2 as a smokescreen to perform these nefarious studies.
- Video provided by “R,” which appears to be footage recorded by Armacham, shows young people from different decades using telekinetic powers.
- These powers may hail from an Armacham-created liquid nicknamed “frog juice.”
- This information was obtained by a leak in Armacham’s corporate intranet, “R” said.
- I and others have been targeted by Armacham, the mysterious Case Man said … and we’re not safe.
Torn by my desire to steer clear of the Armacham corporation and yet learn more about its experiments, I realized my next step was clear. I needed to learn more about Armacham. And so begins Part Four…
–J.C.
P.S.: You simply must experience this for yourself. I’ve laid some groundwork, but I’m certain I’ve only scraped the surface…
VIDEO: The Silver Case, Part Three
What is inside the Silver Case?
As this video series has progressed, you witnessed the opening of the Silver Case, and saw and nearly all of its contents revealed. But what of the case’s shiny USB thumb drive … and what of the mysterious second envelope I received?
Part One in this video series chronicled my journey to acquire the silver case. Part Two showcased what was inside. At the conclusion of Part Two, two mysteries remained: the USB drive, and the package from the Armacham corporation.
Here, I document my discoveries. Have the questions been answered … or have more mysteries been exposed?
–J.C.
VIDEO: The Silver Case, Part Two
What is inside the Silver Case?
In Part One of “The Silver Case” video series, I explained how I’d received two strange envelopes in the mail. One featured a hand-written address and USPS “delivery confirmation.” The other was from a company called Armacham. (Yes, yes, I know the company is fictional. Suspend your disbelief, for criminy’s sake.)
Forsaking the Armacham letter for the time being, I tore open the hand-lettered envelope. Inside was a DVD and a note. Mysterious footage on the DVD informed me that I had been targeted by the Armacham corporation, a weapons manufacturer known for its “genetic testing.” Eager to expose this conspiracy, the DVD footage instructed me to obtain a locked case from a nearby locale.
As Part One revealed, I did just that, and brought you along for the ride. I successfully obtained the case, visited a website (as instructed), and unearthed its combination. And as I opened the case … the screen faded to black.
Here’s Part Two of The Silver Case, in which I reveal nearly all of its contents. Below this video are high-resolution scans of the documents I found in the case, courtesy of PhillyD.tv. (Made-of-awesome vlogger Philip DeFranco was one of several fellow Silver Case recipients. His vlog is a must-see … the dude’s brilliant, and brilliantly funny.)
PhillyD’s case apparently did not include a “military” photo, which I received. This photo can be seen in the video. However, I did not receive a copy of the “name list” document, which is included below, scanned by Phil. Click “Full Size” in the gallery to view the images as full resolution.
There’s still more to uncover, including additional data, and the Armacham letter. And, of course, the question: What does it all mean? Stay tuned.
–J.C.
VIDEO: The Silver Case, Part One
What is the Silver Case? What is inside the Silver Case?
On a day in late November, I received two letters in the mail. One featured my name and address written on it, with USPS delivery confirmation. The second was from a company called Armacham. Neither had a return address.
Intrigued by the hand-written letter, I opened it first. Inside was a hand-written note and a DVD. The disc had no label. The note instructed me to visit a nearby locale, and to watch the DVD. I did. I learned about the Silver Case. I followed the instructions to obtain it.
It was a Rabbit Hole.
Here is Part One of what happened.
–J.C.
