This bitchin’ image has made the rounds on the World Wide Everywhere, and has already saturated many a geek’s psyche. But I refuse to sit on the sidelines and not spread this brilliant meme.
Behold, the Periodic Table of Awesoments, created by Dapperstache crew. Click the image to view it in all of its awesome full-sized glory.
PS: I agree with every awesoment, save for one. Why are frickin’ pirates listed here? I suggest we axe the scurvy-afflicted dweebs from the table and replace them with something more worthy. Like John Alpha.

I would have agreed with you on the pirates issue a couple years ago, but then I found Captain Dan and fell in love. You must check out the original Pirate rapper – http://www.myspace.com/captaindan
And his appearances on our show-
Episode 50 – http://media.blubrry.com/awfulshow/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-26831/TS-26202.mp3
**Episode 59 – http://media.blubrry.com/awfulshow/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-26831/TS-37952.mp3
Episode 118 – http://media.blubrry.com/awfulshow/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-26831/TS-144826.mp3
**Listen to him play SAY IT in this episode if nothing else, he f’in rules it — FFWD to 1:04:30
And Chuck Norris 11? WTF? We all know he’s higher than that, especially the stupid pirates!