The Periodic Table of Awesome

This bitchin' image has made the rounds on the World Wide Everywhere, and has already saturated many a geek's psyche. But I refuse to sit on the sidelines and not spread this brilliant meme. Behold, the Periodic Table of Awesoments, created by Dapperstache crew.

The Periodic Table of Awesoments

PS: I agree with every awesoment, save for one. Why are frickin' pirates listed here? I suggest we axe the scurvy-afflicted dweebs from the table and replace them with something more worthy. Like John Alpha.  :)