Filmed in 1992 in a basement with no script, no budget and a borrowed videocamera, two teenagers made a Star Trek fan film. Nearly 10 years later, the footage was edited with music and sound effects, creating this result…
Those two teenagers were Louisville, Ky., residents Adam Fisher and Chris Hutchins — that “Hutchins kid” now known on the World Wide Everywhere as me, J.C. We recorded the footage for what became Star Trek: USS Proxima in about five hours, spread over two days. I was 16 or 17 at the time. Adam was a year younger.
The locale in which you’ll see this fine 16-year-old cinematic masterpiece (or farce, depending on your sense of humor) take place is the basement of my childhood home. For a handful of years, Adam, me and other neighborhood boys would “play Bridge” — meaning, play in this subterranean Star Trek bridge — for hours, day after day. We built the set out of scavenged wood, milk crates, old chairs, and broken computer and audio equipment. Our wall-mounted readout screens were chalkboards. We even rigged “red alert” lights and other fixtures to make our bridge as believable as possible.
I have a very clear memory of being electrocuted in the Proxima bridge, while connecting a strobe light to an overtaxed electrical outlet. That knocked me on my ass, and blew a fuse, to boot.
By 1992, Adam and I were the only kids on the block playing Bridge. The fun had died for the others — understandable, as we were growing up, after all. But Adam and I got a wild idea for one last hurrah: a movie. Neither of our families could afford video cameras, so I borrowed one from Blockbuster Video, where I worked. We shot the footage, and as wise filmmakers, even filmed “special effects” — i.e., we pointed the vidcam at Star Trek movies playing on a television. Spaceships!
Since there were only two of us, but numerous roles to fill, you might notice that many of the Proxima crew are very similar in appearance. Run with it.
We ad-libbed the story and dialogue as we went, shamelessly stealing the plot of our favorite Trek movie near the end. (We were tired.) It was all so wonderfully, desperately cheesy and bad, but we had a blast. Our plans to take our footage — and Trek movie videocassettes for our “special effects” — to a local video editing company died on the vine. As the years went on, I lost contact with Adam, as well.
I don’t recall ever playing Bridge with Adam after we made this movie.
When I moved to Florida for my first post-college pro gig, I bought an iMac and used iMovie to create the version of USS Proxima that Adam and I envisioned. I added music, sound effects and those all-important “special effects” shots we’d pined for back in the day. What you see here is the first half of the movie; I’ll soon post the second half — and a “deleted footage” reel in which you’ll bear witness to some classic flubs — in the days ahead.
Watching this movie takes me back, man. I’ll likely blog about how Star Trek, playing Bridge, and that tiny basement room made a big impact on my life. But that comes later. For now, just dim the lights, hit play … and watch the biggest little movie two teenagers could make, 16 years ago.
–J.C.
Link to Blip.TV version here.
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How ironic…. I recently found a VHS tape at my father’s house from when my family and I visited Universal Studios… The Star Trek Experience…. And I was a Klingon. Go fig.
Good guys suck.
And now that I have watched your film here, all I can say is….
AWESOME.
Crew members Doug McKenzie and Mother Theresa are by far my favorites.
Just, fucking AWESOME.
seriously. I remember playing Star Wars games as a kid..sadly, no video cameras were around for it, but watching this slice of your childhood brought back fond memories.
Thanks for the first peek at it. Looking forward to more!
TD, you rock my galaxy. Thanks watching it, and for the love. This little flick may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts….
D’oh! Wrong movie reference!
Holy mother of all unholy gods and goddesses and peanut-encrusted ass-fruit … this could be the greatest thing I have ever seen.
I’m crying right now… the good kind. Thanks for sharing this, J.C. Wow!
“Put them on Hold.” – Classic.
Thanks for sharing! I love how Adam plays the Captains and your everybody else. I have similar memories creating goofy movies at the same age. Sadly, I don’t think I have the tapes for any of it.
We did a lot of parody such as “Grambo: First Blood” (Rambo’s grandma), “Hawaii Jive-O”, and “Enemy Yours”. Also original masterpieces such as “The Icky Ninja Blood Wars” and “Quest for the Goblin’s Butt”.
You know, I think I still have a tape of me at 16 lip syncing Metallica at a place in the mall that did music videos. I’ll have to dig it up and post it.
-Chooch
Chooch, you totally should! Can’t wait to see to hear — and see — “Choochster of Puppets”!
Nice,
My favourite part is the knitted doily on the head…
You rock!
As a filmmaker, I am offended…Just kidding. I have a bunch of tapes like this from my early 16 year old attempts at making movies. But, nothing with such an ambitious story and scope.
It made me laugh, it made me cry…It made me want to wear an afghan to work tomorrow.
Thanks, J.C., for letting us join you on the trip down memory lane.
Good times! Even then you had the clone thing going on.
Back in the 80′s and 90′s I did Star Trek parody plays for our sci-fi conventions. (Yes,we also shot video, so they may reach the ‘net). You would have fit right in with us, sir.
Great job. It’s better than the last three seasons of Voyager.
Not being a Star Trek fan, I can easily say this is my favorite Star Trek episode/movie evah!
You rock, J.C.!
Note: I know my confession will cause mountains of abuse to be pointed my way. Bring it.
WoW, JC, this is awesome work!
I absolutely adore the 90s hairdo
Wow. I am impressed. That was much better than I imagined it would be. You guys really had it together and gave it your all. That being said, I just wanted to pinch those cheeks. You were so adorable! Thanks for sharing. What a treat.
This is freaking EPIC!